8. I am actually capable of thinking the sentence, “It’s just a little pee. I can still sleep right here.”
7. Taking a trip to the grocery store requires enough gear that it can now be referred to as an expedition.
6. You can lug around DD’s for 15 years only to discover that they are just for show….Seriously…I haven’t made eye contact with a non-relative male in over a decade and they don’t produce enough to feed an 8 pound baby?!!?
5. A person can genuinely look forward to Regis and Kelly. That’s when the ‘Same News Over and Over for 3 Hours’ show ends.
4. Listening to “Mary had a Little Lamb” on repeat for hours can actually be the lesser of two evils.
3. Using you feet works just as well as using your hands in a surprising majority of situations.
2. The simple fact that I have an infant in my cart gives way too many people the impression that I have a burning desire to engage in conversation with them.
1. People look at you funny when you are in public and ask your 2-month-old baby if her Pimp Hand is strong
Tiff,
It’s amazing how a simple errand day with the kids will result in a glass of wine (or 2 or 3) as a “reward” for surviving the madness.
I loved this!!! It could not be more true! Now just wait until you have 4 kids and have to treck outside the house